Before I launch into a retrospective spiel about
the food I’ve eaten all these decades that gave
me so much confidence in many of my recommendations
and helped refine my palate, I first like to take
a sentence off to thank The Singapore Tourism Board
for conferring the Special Recognition Award on me
(and my colleagues at Makansutra), for our work in
promoting and celebrating good food culture here.
The fussy foodie public and the very ardent feeders
that reside on our Makansutra website have also been
of great support. By default, I think practically
everyone in Singapore is a food critic, given our
culinary crossroads geography and heritage, which
exposes us to many flavours and makes us all food
ambassadors of sorts.
Now back to the retrospectives. I am really talking
about the very uninspiring food I have had the pleasure
of consuming all these while. I’ll reflect why
it was a pleasure. If I’ve never had that opportunity
to digest that roti prata which tastes and feels like
an inner shoe sole lining, I won’t be able to
cry in joy over the Upper Thomson Road or Jalan Kayu
ones and wax lyrical about how the deliberate folding
of air pocket into the dough before they pan fry,
helps steam the soft insides as they crisp the outside.
And oh, to those few prata masters who squirt a few
drops of vanilla essence into the dough for fragrance…terima
kasih!
We are currently in the midst of updating our seventh
edition of Makansutra Singapore (2008-9 edition) and
it means each team of testers has to go through about
ten places or dishes a day, over two months. They
test (one bite to taste, two to confirm and three
to rate) and don’t eat, but it can amount to
the equivalent of five meals a day, which isn’t
so bad. But when you factor reality checks like how
more than 70% of the stuff we slide down our gullet
are actually sad stuff that helps us appreciate really
good ones, it becomes a different equation. We get
a compilation of recommendations from a variety of
sources –from our old long time “makanmatas”
food cops, some very reliable food forummers, floggers
and reviewers on our web, the thick skinned hawkers
and chefs who write or call in to demand a rating
(some of which are gems), and the good intentioned
public who just want to share their makan escapades
with us. And of course, the pure curiosity and food
anthropological nature in our core team helps open
some avenue of discoveries. Some recommendations just
miss the mark by a mile (and we wonder how it got
to us in the first place). We share some misadventures
of our wasted caloric musings.
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An advanced report on a wanton
mee stall in Chinatown said it was “good,
and the pink cha siew very uniquely Singapore style.
The sauce is nice.” .We checked and it was
true, the pink cha siew was dry, flaky and tasteless.
Very unique. The noodle and the sauce did not matter
at all.
Advance report of pink char siew very "uniquely"
Singapore.
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A Japanese hawker stall touting
teppanyaki calls in to seek a listing and rating-
openly inviting us for a free meal, telling us just
how great his grade of beef is. We came unannounced
and incognito, ordered and ate at the other end
of the food court and came away knowing just how
hard beef can be made to be. (we did not bother
to ask which type or grade of beef it was.)
The real lure was the $1 price tag for a big
portion.
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We noted an extremely long queue
for a breakfast fried beehoon stall in thick of
a heartlander hawker centre in the east. We stood
in the 15min queue, happily bought a freshly fried
$1 platter (rather big portion) and devoured all
of just two mouthfuls- one to test and one to confirm
that the real lure was the $1 price tag for a big
portion.
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A blogger waxed lyrical about a
supper joint offering intestine mee sua. Mind you,
that is one dish and reviewer we paid attention
to as this dish is an acquired taste, and we respect
that. Alas, it came really gooey and tasted as if
it was hot seawater thickened with yam starch. I
think it must have tasted really good after her
earlier jug of vodka as the salt content may have
contributed to a calming effect at 3am.
I am now staring at this report on a
local style hamburger “shrine” in town.
It says “good beef patty, sesame seed buns and
specially designed burger. Very proud chef.” Wish
us luck and stay tuned.
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